Show Up Naked. Bring Food. By Christine M. Raymond
Several times a year, I receive an e-mail about romancing women versus men. To woo a woman you have to do a long grocery list of things including give flowers and chocolates. For men, you merely need to show up naked and bring food. Keep this in mind when writing from the male point of view.Men don’t know a chignon from Cheyenne. The heroine’s hair is pulled back in his view. What holds it there is of no consequence unless he intends to let her hair loose. And they like doing that.
Except if they’re an interior decorator, mauve, puce or dusty pink are all the same color so don’t bother asking. If your hero is sensitive he may try to bluff his way through, but he won’t do it more than once and that doesn’t mean he truly sees the difference.
Women have conversations with lots of details. Most men can convey a world of information to another male in monosyllables. For instance:
“Chet.”
“George.”
“Did you eat?”
“Nope.”
“Let’s go.”
That was two men making dinner plans. Space constraints prohibit me from writing a similar conversation between two women.
Most men will think you look good in that dress. They’ll also think you look good out of that dress so while you’re still agonizing over whether or not it makes you look fat, they have you naked. And any alpha hero worth his salt cannot fathom a situation where the word “fat” and “butt” could ever be used in the same sentence.
Men have an innate need to fix things. Now, I don’t mean the kitchen sink necessarily. If you go to a guy with a problem, he wants to find a solution. This is great for writing romance for two reasons. First, he can be a hero for finding the solution. Second, it can cause conflict when the heroine doesn’t want or like the solution. And we all know conflict in our writing is good.
If it’s true today, it’s true forever. For example, if my husband meets you and you have purple hair, regardless if it is Halloween, forevermore if he describes you, your hair will be purple. This is especially true of scientists and engineers. For them life is black and white. You are either hungry or not, there are no gradations.
If a naked woman is in the room, a man will look. That in no way makes him love you any less, but in a romance, you can use that to your advantage. Your heroine could be naked and the hero is trying his darndest not to look. I wouldn’t advise a scenario where a female other than the heroine is naked.
Men are territorial. Only constraints of society and civilization stop them from peeing on you every time they leave your presence. They have engagement rings to do the same job. That’s why when our heroine is in trouble the hero can’t help but try and save her even if she is perfectly capable of saving herself. Another excellent source of conflict.
Now obviously if all your heroine had to do was show up naked and bring food then your book’s going to be pretty short. Don’t make your male character be two-dimensional, but on the other hand don’t give him too much depth either.
Question of the Day:
Do you like your heroes to be territorial? Why or why not? And is there a line on what’s TOO territorial?
Chris Redding wanted to be a writer since she was ten years old. She belongs to Romance Writers of America, Kiss of Death, and New Jersey Romance Writers. Corpse Whisperer came out in 2007. She lives in New Jersey with her husband, two kids, a hound dog, a British cat
and a black spotted rat. When she isn’t writing, she works two part time jobs, both where she is surrounded by men!
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